Wooo … this collection of images made me laugh out loud. Favorites: No Head, Do Not Set Yourself on Fire (which can only be from Burning Man), Flatulence Emergency. I’m sure everybody else on the planet has seen this already, but it’s all new to me, and I love it.
So, while I’m still all pissed off from the previous rant, I’m getting a great amount of amusement from this: Fuck You And Your H2. Someone had better cheer me up before I stab somebody.
There are creatures on this earth more evil than lawyers and politicians. Can you guess what they are? “rapists! murderers!” I hear from the chorus. True that may be, but they are not the focus of my ire tonight. For the moment, my wrath is focused on a different type of beast - one which preys on unfortunate students who lack the organization and the means to fight them. College landlords. Each and every one of them needs to go eat a box of shit. Plenty of folks seem to agree with me. The random entry to your home whenever they damn well please is one of my favorite atrocities. Nevermind what it says in the lease about notice being given prior to entry. Never you mind what the local laws say about tenant rights. Your landlord, as a COLLEGE slumlord, has a GOD GIVEN RIGHT to enter your apartment whenever the hell they want. It is required, of course, that the Maintenance Guy be a greasy, creepy incompetent schmuck who is incapable of actually performing any repairs. Any repairs which are actually required will be performed by contractors, and the cost will be taken directly out of your security deposit.
Anyone care to guess what brought on this small fury? I just found out that my most recent college landlord decided to deduct $1400 from the $2500 security deposit that my housemates and I put down on that damn house. It turns out they decided it was time to replace all of the ancient and busted storm windows on the house, and hey, somebody had to pay for it. It just wouldn’t be fair to expect the landlord to pay for any repairs or improvements now, would it? Isn’t that what rent money is for? No. The cost of the repairs must be scammed out of the tenants’ pockets, by claiming “damages” to every fucking storm window in the entire house. What’s a student to do when their landlord pulls this shit? Absolutely nothing, near as I can tell. You have absolutely no recourse.
So, to Hunsinger Enterprises and their jolly band of asshats, please eat a big fat box of shit.
So I discovered a new web comic, Married to the Sea, which is amusing in an amusing way. There’s just something about it. This, for example is great. So is this. And this. Maybe I just have a strange sense of humor.
This right here is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week. It’s a catapult. It launches pigs, enabling you to smite your enemies with flying swines at distances of up to 15 feet. Way cool.
omgwtf, I have a blog or something. WEB TWO POINT OH!
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